DAY 1: We found him on the chair outside our front door. Since it's Christmas, and was chilly outside, we decided to open our doors for him to stay.
DAY 2: Whoops! Guess he just learned that the vacuum cleaner in this house is pre-programmed.
DAY 3: We're starting to wonder if he has a problem...
DAY 4: Since so many people were concerned of his wellbeing, we decided to lock up all the alcohol in the house overnight...
DAY 5: Okay, maybe he's okay! Looks like he's taken upon himself to pick up some of our old textbooks to learn Organic Chemistry by himself. Amazing willpower.
DAY 6: Silly Jack (we named him after his favorite drink), attempting to synthesize alcohol from acetone! That is the wrong type of "nickel" anyway. Sigh.
DAY 7: Okay then.
DAY 8: We found him like this in the morning.
…so we decided to check our surveillance camera, and found these:
DAY 9: Someone's been watching too many Duck Dynasty episodes!
DAY 10: He's so weird.
DAY 11: Guess it's time for him to go back to the North Pole for the big day!
Come back anytime, Jack!
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